The Crush Rule

Good Evening Sunshines,

I’m not even going to address your friend in this blog because we all know she’s just all shades of crazy I will however address the bigger “crush back off” question.

I think the rule of thumb is active pursuit. You can date someone your friend has a crush on as long as they are not actively pursuing them. The guy’s feelings don’t actually play into the equation at all.

Take Merlin for example, if you or Kate or even Jamie ended up dating him I’d be fine with that. Not just because he insists on shaving his head making him look like a cancer patient but because I’m not actively pursuing him. I’m not working the “come fuck me eyes” so he’s fair game.

Sparky on the other hand, that one would piss me off. I am aware I’m not going to get anywhere with him but I am actively pursuing him so in my books he’s not fair game......unless it turns out he likes Jamie in which case.....I’m over it lol J

But I definitely think the guideline is whether or not the friend is actively pursuing the guy. You can’t just like someone you have to be trying to do something about it which completely bones your married friend on yet another level. She just needs to fly away on her broom stick.

And Jamie don’t listen to her, the no dating fish thing was all her working and very little to do with me. (I think she’s lost her mindJ)

-The Honest Bitch 

Bitchy Merlin 2.0

Oh, I’m not saying that. It’s a super bitchy move, but a bitchy move coming from a good place....Maybe.....I don’t actually know the friend but that’s my guess. And of course you don’t have to listen to them but like Jamie said if you don’t listen to them you can’t complain to them.

The way I see it, we can’t be all that crazy, after all our brains clearly work in a very similar way. It’s almost creepy how in sync they sometimes are. But in this case unlike you I’ve chosen to listen to my friends. I figure what are they odds they’re all wrong?

And PS I work with crazy....we’re not it J

Speaking of work; no it’s not time to look for a new job; minus the embarrassing melt down and lack of eye candy I’m enjoying it.  

And I did manage to find some eye candy tonight, the only good look driver magically grew a sense of humour, taking him from boring to perfect. Then I got home and entered his name in Facebook......The fucker is taken...oh and has a child! If he shaves his head I may as well call him Merlin 2.0. I’m not a happy bunny

I’ve decide the men at work should have to wear badges on their hi-vis vests to prevent this sort of thing happening again. I’ve even thought up designs for them

A man on a dog leash = taken

A pregnant lady and a man running away from her = has a child

A ruler = small penis

A high heel = gay

A dog with an open mouth as if it’s barking = no sense of humour (long story)

A women with a knife = crazy ex

Black lung = smoker

This is a fun game......do you have anymore to add?           

-THB

You Can Wish

My dear, you could marry P and they wouldn’t stop, at the end of the day as far as they’re concerned he hurt they’re friend and he should be punished for that horrible crime. It’s almost sweet when you think of it like that. However you do have every right to wish they’d shut up. It’s not going to happen but you can wish.

Just like I can wish all the decent guys at work weren’t pair bonded, but that isn’t going to change anything. I really wish Merlin (AKA Light Blue) hadn’t shaved his head; the guy looks like he joined a cult. Who am I meant to drool over now?

No single men, no eye candy...a girl can’t win J