He's Leaving On A Jet Plane

No none of that, I would however like to send him to a North Korean Prison Camp for the remained of his life....since apparently I can’t send you lol Maybe your cousin will pitch in for that? And I know you fly for free but I didn’t think you’d be a willing passenger on that flight.

I think we were in the same cliques in high school. Like you I was friends with everyone. I had my close friends but I hung out with everyone from the drama guys to the Goths. As long as they were fun to be around I didn’t give a fuck who they were.

Nights are going great. It’s so much fun and the people are fantastic but sadly I believe I’m back on days/afternoons next week. But it has to be done I need to learn what’s going on there. I need get as much knowledge as I can as quick as I can because it’s anyone’s guess how long this job will last.

Well I’m glad he finally owed up to being a tool, wish he would have done it earlier and saved us all a lot of time but better late than never I guess.....I still don’t like him and yes you should throw stuff at him...heavy stuff....like and elephant or anvil.

-THB

Ps I can’t believe you finally admitted you’re back together with him.

High School Never Ends.....Penis

I’ll put the plane tickets on hold till October then or maybe time will take care of the problem for me. Fingers crossed for the cheaper option J

How about 음경, typpið or hímvessző ......yes I just Googled how to say penis in different languages, FYI the first one is Korean J I thought that was a cute touch or a bad touch as the case may be.

I’m sure whatever is meant to happen will happen, I have my favored outcome but I guess only time will time what will happen with you and......P lol

We’ll see what happens after this week, I love nights....days not so much. It kind of reminds me of high school, it’s very cliquey and I’m too me to fit in to any cliques. 

No I’ve never been setup, I like to do the leg work myself to weed of the freaks I seem to attract. But have no worries I always share all the details with you. That’s half the fun J

Hugs

The Honest Bitch 

Penetrated and Hockey Players

Lucky for you it’s a free world and you get to be penetrated by anything or anyone you want.....until that plane for North Korea takes off anyways J

In the meantime I’ll make sure I have lots of Mojito ingredients on hands at all times.

Work was good and murder free; I didn’t even see her. I absolutely love the night shift. The people are fantastic and we have a right laugh. Kate is trying to work out my type of guy so she can set me up for her amusement. She’s not having much luck so far. And claims I’m too picky......I’ve seen what I’ve dated...I’m not.

Tim Brent 

Jay Rosehill

Looks I like, clean, normally dark hair, taller than me and doesn’t look like he spends all day making him pretty. But in all honesty I normally end up dating guys who make me laugh. But if she could find me a Jay Rosehill or a Tim Brent (hockey players) I wouldn’t say no.

How goes things with your Penis?

-The Honest Bitch 

The Penis Vs Mount Vesuvius

Luckily I am on nights all next week so thankfully I won’t have to deal with or kill her...at least not yet. I’m kind of hoping they may let me stay on nights. I am learning more on there then I am on the day shift anyways. I just wish I didn’t feel like there was a coup going on against one of the few people there who actually seems willing to train me.

How did you not murder that passenger? Or at the very least throw her off the plane in a tight spiral. You know you could solve half your problems just by having more chicken on the plane lol Hungry passengers are asshole passengers. Well some are just assholes but the point stands.

Matt? There’s a Matt.......why aren’t you going on a date with Matt? I personally like options 1 and 2 and as for 3... Throw him in Mount Vesuvius and be done with him and his hypnotic penis. But that may just be because I don’t want to send you to North Korea, I would miss our emails too much.....BUT I WILL DO IT.

Really, he went to Paris for an interview but won’t leave the country for fun? You’re boyfriend is a strange penis my dear.

Hugs,

The Honest Bitch 

Sex but no text :p

Yes dear,

We have been spending more nights together than apart. But there is no texting really happening.

Tonight is an off-night for me. I am back in NYC and the Penis is still in Paris, and I feel great. I am not even sure if I do miss him or not.

So not a couple is my answer meaning no North Korea for me :)

Going to crash now - not enough sleep in Paris.

Let me know how your first Monday goes!

Xoxo

LITTLE.BRAINS.

Magic Mike and The Penis

Thank you my dear, I’m really enjoying it, at least this part of it, we’ll find out Monday how the day part of my job is.

And yes, there are some hot ones there. I particularly like one I call Light Blue (he wears a light blue hi-vis vest), everyone else calls him “Magic Mike”...I’m not sure I want to know why. He comes off as a sweetie, a little quiet, stays out of the messing around a lot of the guys do. He’s the type I crush on but don’t date. Don’t ask me why, I don’t get it myself.

Speaking of dating.....You’re dating that toss pot again! Call it what you want but you are. So enjoy Paris because you’re next stop is North Korea. And tell The Penis to enjoy it too because he is a dead man.

But I have to ask......how did you get him out of the country? Sex? Sex, is my guess.

My definition of a couple is simple, when you spend more nights together then apart (when possible) and when it’s not possible you text that you wish you could be together more nights then not.

So you tell me, are you a couple?

That damn bird is an asshole, but since I am sleeping in the day it’s a little less alarm clock like, I guess it has....worms to find or something.

-THB

The Penis is coming to Paris

Congrats for the job my dear ... Many penis  men around you at work .... Any hot ones? 

So what is the definition of a couple to you? 

Dinner date. CHECK. 

Double date at comedy show.  CHECK. 

Drinks with friends. CHECK.  

Sex - multiple times. CHECK. 

Cuddle after sex. CHECK. 

Text all day. CHECK. 

Grab macaroons in the middle of work day. CHECK. 

Movies. CHECK. 

Dinner with best friend. CHECK. 

Sex, again. CHECK.

Using the word "couple." CHECK.

But I am still claiming to be single.

Me being delusional. CHECK.
Him acting like we never broke up. CHECK. 

Everyone around us saying we are nuts. CHECK. 

But I am not really worried about any of it. 

See we are not even really together, so we cannot really break up, and even if we did, it cannot be worse than the first time around when I totally got blindsided. I wasn't the least prepared to the break up, it wasn't easy for a few days ... Ok maybe it was more than just a few days, but I survived just fine.

So really, right now, it just seems to be a waste of energy to think about what will happen when it all goes to hell. I will just run to another country with another hot stranger. Or perhaps I will run to England since a good friend of mine promised me mojitos :) 

Off to Paris in about 2 hours, and the Penis is coming with. Don't ask how this happened. I don't know. 

But my cousin has a date planned for me in Paris so .... well  .... it should be interesting. 

Congrats again on the job dear! 

PS: how is the bird? 

LITTLE.BRAINS. 

The Penis

Good Morning,

Fantastic news I didn’t puke on the interview person and landed myself the job. I started last night and just got home, hence the late reply. I’m doing my training on nights this week and will be moving to afternoons next week, with the occasional night shift thrown in good measure.

It was a lot to take in last night but it was a lot of fun. I work with pretty much all men so....yeah that’s a perk to the job J

I can’t believe you found a Canada Day party....that is awesome and almost makes me want to reconsider North Korea....almost.

You and that penis or should I say that thing attached to that penis? All I can say is, if or when your do find yourself free falling aim for a glass of Tequila please.

When do you leave the US again and get away from The Penis?

-THB

And Oh, Happy 4^th of July