Job Application

I know this is not our typical subjects to write about. This post is not about sex or alcohol or annoying people we wish we could murder, but I have to vent: I have been trying to polish my resume and cover letter for a job I am not even sure I want, and it is exhausting. 

Plus they wanted this detailed list of countries I have been to. Needless to say I think/hope that my long list will impress them, especially since it was such a pain in the ass to draft. Not only was it difficult to not be too repetitive - my favorite restaurant was .... my favorite moment was .... etc ... Plus it was hard to remember everything. They want dates .... well that I could not give. I don't remember which exact days I was in Russia, Ghana, Israel, Japan or Czech Republic, and my picture's timestamps are all wrong for some reason. Perhaps it is because of the plunge my phone took at the pool in Bangkok. 

Anyhow it is finally done. So now the even more fun part begins .... the waiting .... Will they be interested? If they are not, will they bother answering at all? they are, will I have to quit my current job? Exhausting thoughts, but perhaps it will all be worth it. 

How are you guys doing? 

Xoxo

LITTLE.BRAINS. 

BITCH vs. BITCHY

So you are saying that what  my friend sent is not a bitchy move? Not a bitch move - that wouldn't be a bad thing - I am using the word BITCHY, which is a complete different meaning.

I know the nuance I just made might make no sense to anyone but me, but we have agreed that our brains do not work logically at all. Weirdly enough, they do seem to communicate with each other even without us talking to each other. Yes I am a little creeped out by the fact that we wrote kind of similar posts on our own respective blogs without even talking to each other before hand, but I will get over it eventually.

Anyhow, I get that it is normal that my friends hate him, but do I really have to listen to it non-stop and receive this kind of shitty articles?

As for work: no eye candy + your meltdown = perhaps you should be looking for another job my dear. Or am I mistaking?

Work-wise, I am having one of those days where it is really better I keep to myself what I am really thinking ... if not I might get fired or arrested for murder, and no lawyer will be able to bail me out .... so I am going to shut up now.

I have smaller boobs and my hair is a bit shorter ... but everything else is exactly me :) 

LITTLE.BRAINS.