"The resurfacing guy"

So far, I have been able to brush off everybody's non stop comments about my ex not being the right guy for me, and how I took him back too easily, and how I am just his back up plan. My dear I am not talking about you of course. You and I, different story. 

But a friend of mine went as far as sending me an article called "Anatomy of the resurfacing guy" that basically says my ex is constantly recycling through women - me included -  and just wants to keep me in his rotation. Lovely, huh? 

A picture of what my "friend" sent me, just the kind of stuff you want tot wake up to in the morning! 

Apparently my friends are all being jerks for my own good. But isn't there a point where they should stop? 

I obviously made up my mind. I am back with him. And yes he might break up with me tomorrow. And guess what? I might break up with him tomorrow too 'cause even though the week end has been lovely, this afternoon he really got on my nerves for some stupid crap. 

Regardless of him pissing me off, if my friends would just back away, I think life would be a little easier.

Am I being a jerk for wanting them to shut up? 

PS: I know I am setting myself up in this post since you pretty much STRONGLY  agree with them, but if I don't complain to you that they are getting on my nerves, to whom will I? 

LITTLE.BRAINS. 

The Penis

Good Morning,

Fantastic news I didn’t puke on the interview person and landed myself the job. I started last night and just got home, hence the late reply. I’m doing my training on nights this week and will be moving to afternoons next week, with the occasional night shift thrown in good measure.

It was a lot to take in last night but it was a lot of fun. I work with pretty much all men so....yeah that’s a perk to the job J

I can’t believe you found a Canada Day party....that is awesome and almost makes me want to reconsider North Korea....almost.

You and that penis or should I say that thing attached to that penis? All I can say is, if or when your do find yourself free falling aim for a glass of Tequila please.

When do you leave the US again and get away from The Penis?

-THB

And Oh, Happy 4^th of July  

Rebounds

My dear, there is nothing wrong with rebounds and they certainly aren’t terrible, actually they’re a lot of fun. The issue is and will always be whom you decide to rebound with.

There is a reason....a valid reason; why I am willing to put you on a one way plane to North Korea if you choose to rebound on your ex’s penis again.

The reason is that man is Britney Spears circa 2007; he is one wrong comment away from shaving his head and smashing cars outside with an umbrella. He is not stable. I remind you of the fact you two broke up because you raised your voice at him....That’s not normal. And that’s coming from me the queen of not normal.

On the other hand I have no problem with your Iceland rebound; that is how a rebound is meant to work; you have fantastic meaningless sex, and then move on to bigger and better things. Moving on to the ex you’re rebounding from in the first place, is neither bigger nor better.  It’s actually the opposite. And isn’t life too short to fuck the already fucked?

And to answer you final question with a question, can you turn you current rebound into and worldwide Internet meme? .... I think not

My question to you is; at what point does a rebound become a recoil? And in an unrelated topic how do I shut up that bird outside my window?

-THB 

The rebound

Relationships are complicated, and not easy to deal with. I think that's something we can all agree on.

And as much as our friends are always trying to be there for us, to help us navigate through those complications, it seems to me they usually make it so much worse 'cause usually none of them agree, which only further complicates the inital problem you are facing. 

He cheated: do you forgive him or not? Your sister says forgive him, your best friend says don't. Who do you listen to? 

She slept with you on the first date: does it make her a slut or was the night's chemistry really special? Your brother says don't call  her back, your best friend asks if the sex was good. What do you do? 

You broke up less than a month ago, and you are dating.  All of your friends are concerned: too early to date again according to them.  Are they right or wrong? 

My opinion: they are wrong 'cause life is too short. I know this sounds cliche, but who cares. 

I just got back from a 5 day trip with what my friends called my rebound.

My ex and I only broke up in March, and yes we occasionally still have sex,  but that's not the point, that will be an entire  post on its own, probably written by B, my blogging and crime partner - who is threatening to send me to North Korea if I have sex with my ex one more time --> there will be a compilation of her threatening emails coming soon.

Anyhow, my point is that my rebound was loads of fun. We went to Iceland together and had a blast. I didn't fall madly in love with him - mainly because he got mad at me for not knowing what pop-tarts were and not liking sprinkles - I do like Skittles a lot though.  And I am not in a fragile state where I need to see him to keep myself from thinking about my ex. He was a fun distraction - the sex was really great and completely feelings-free and now I am over him.  

So why is everyone always warning against rebounds? What is so terrible about rebounds? 

Is this better? 

Hot guy Vs. cat ... I think I made the right choice.

LITTLE.BRAINS.