Respectable V Money

After a conversation with an old work colleague I’ve discovered I’m earning less in my new “respectable” job then I would be in my old frowned upon retail job.

I’m not a idiot I realized I was earning less than I was on my night-shifts, my old job paid night rates and this one doesn’t but I didn’t know I was being screwed on my day rates too.

After bills I walk away with a grand total of a £100 spare a week.....bearing in mind I live at home!! The plan was, if I liked this job and they took me on, to move, at this rate, for that to happen I need to find myself a rich man.

I’ve been trying to look at this job as training (hence me tolerating the abysmal pay) it’s in an industry I really want to get into, because there is good money to be earned. But 37 miles each way for 100 spendable pounds a week is enough to make the best of us rant.

Then last night I was complaining to Will that there was no eye candy to look at it (both Sparky and Merlin were off) and he said “so I never have any eye candy to look at”. The dude earns £30,000 a year.....I earn (if my math is right) after tax £10,400 a year.....I’d earn more asking “would you like fries with that?” Eye candy isn’t too much to ask for, now is it!?

Don’t get me wrong despite this rant I love the job, but I just find it crazy that my old job that is frowned upon is actually better paying then my new so called respectable one.

-The Honest Bitch  

Bitch > Cock

First things first Sparky has not now nor has he ever been married; he is however in a relationship. He is also a giant cock! He was giving me all sorts of fucking attitude on the phone tonight. I don’t know who he thinks he is but hot isn’t a free pass to be cock.

Did no one give the memo that Bitch is greater than Cock?

Second the barking story; Barking is a place and every time a driver calls in from there, they say they’re calling from “woof woof”. But some drivers won’t play the game and refuse to woof. Hence the no sense of humor badge......we’re strange on night shift I know.  

Third; I really need sleep so feel free to proof read this blog for me. For some reason last night was really draining, yet it wasn’t really busy.

Now on to you as much as I would like you to not be with P I feel like I need to know what brought on this “panic attack” for lack of a better word, so I can give informed advice. What was the trigger? Didn't you have a weird turn like this last time you were dating him?

Sleepy Time

THB

Bitchy Merlin 2.0

Oh, I’m not saying that. It’s a super bitchy move, but a bitchy move coming from a good place....Maybe.....I don’t actually know the friend but that’s my guess. And of course you don’t have to listen to them but like Jamie said if you don’t listen to them you can’t complain to them.

The way I see it, we can’t be all that crazy, after all our brains clearly work in a very similar way. It’s almost creepy how in sync they sometimes are. But in this case unlike you I’ve chosen to listen to my friends. I figure what are they odds they’re all wrong?

And PS I work with crazy....we’re not it J

Speaking of work; no it’s not time to look for a new job; minus the embarrassing melt down and lack of eye candy I’m enjoying it.  

And I did manage to find some eye candy tonight, the only good look driver magically grew a sense of humour, taking him from boring to perfect. Then I got home and entered his name in Facebook......The fucker is taken...oh and has a child! If he shaves his head I may as well call him Merlin 2.0. I’m not a happy bunny

I’ve decide the men at work should have to wear badges on their hi-vis vests to prevent this sort of thing happening again. I’ve even thought up designs for them

A man on a dog leash = taken

A pregnant lady and a man running away from her = has a child

A ruler = small penis

A high heel = gay

A dog with an open mouth as if it’s barking = no sense of humour (long story)

A women with a knife = crazy ex

Black lung = smoker

This is a fun game......do you have anymore to add?           

-THB

He's Leaving On A Jet Plane

No none of that, I would however like to send him to a North Korean Prison Camp for the remained of his life....since apparently I can’t send you lol Maybe your cousin will pitch in for that? And I know you fly for free but I didn’t think you’d be a willing passenger on that flight.

I think we were in the same cliques in high school. Like you I was friends with everyone. I had my close friends but I hung out with everyone from the drama guys to the Goths. As long as they were fun to be around I didn’t give a fuck who they were.

Nights are going great. It’s so much fun and the people are fantastic but sadly I believe I’m back on days/afternoons next week. But it has to be done I need to learn what’s going on there. I need get as much knowledge as I can as quick as I can because it’s anyone’s guess how long this job will last.

Well I’m glad he finally owed up to being a tool, wish he would have done it earlier and saved us all a lot of time but better late than never I guess.....I still don’t like him and yes you should throw stuff at him...heavy stuff....like and elephant or anvil.

-THB

Ps I can’t believe you finally admitted you’re back together with him.

High School Never Ends.....Penis

I’ll put the plane tickets on hold till October then or maybe time will take care of the problem for me. Fingers crossed for the cheaper option J

How about 음경, typpið or hímvessző ......yes I just Googled how to say penis in different languages, FYI the first one is Korean J I thought that was a cute touch or a bad touch as the case may be.

I’m sure whatever is meant to happen will happen, I have my favored outcome but I guess only time will time what will happen with you and......P lol

We’ll see what happens after this week, I love nights....days not so much. It kind of reminds me of high school, it’s very cliquey and I’m too me to fit in to any cliques. 

No I’ve never been setup, I like to do the leg work myself to weed of the freaks I seem to attract. But have no worries I always share all the details with you. That’s half the fun J

Hugs

The Honest Bitch 

The Penis Vs Mount Vesuvius

Luckily I am on nights all next week so thankfully I won’t have to deal with or kill her...at least not yet. I’m kind of hoping they may let me stay on nights. I am learning more on there then I am on the day shift anyways. I just wish I didn’t feel like there was a coup going on against one of the few people there who actually seems willing to train me.

How did you not murder that passenger? Or at the very least throw her off the plane in a tight spiral. You know you could solve half your problems just by having more chicken on the plane lol Hungry passengers are asshole passengers. Well some are just assholes but the point stands.

Matt? There’s a Matt.......why aren’t you going on a date with Matt? I personally like options 1 and 2 and as for 3... Throw him in Mount Vesuvius and be done with him and his hypnotic penis. But that may just be because I don’t want to send you to North Korea, I would miss our emails too much.....BUT I WILL DO IT.

Really, he went to Paris for an interview but won’t leave the country for fun? You’re boyfriend is a strange penis my dear.

Hugs,

The Honest Bitch 

Magic Mike and The Penis

Thank you my dear, I’m really enjoying it, at least this part of it, we’ll find out Monday how the day part of my job is.

And yes, there are some hot ones there. I particularly like one I call Light Blue (he wears a light blue hi-vis vest), everyone else calls him “Magic Mike”...I’m not sure I want to know why. He comes off as a sweetie, a little quiet, stays out of the messing around a lot of the guys do. He’s the type I crush on but don’t date. Don’t ask me why, I don’t get it myself.

Speaking of dating.....You’re dating that toss pot again! Call it what you want but you are. So enjoy Paris because you’re next stop is North Korea. And tell The Penis to enjoy it too because he is a dead man.

But I have to ask......how did you get him out of the country? Sex? Sex, is my guess.

My definition of a couple is simple, when you spend more nights together then apart (when possible) and when it’s not possible you text that you wish you could be together more nights then not.

So you tell me, are you a couple?

That damn bird is an asshole, but since I am sleeping in the day it’s a little less alarm clock like, I guess it has....worms to find or something.

-THB